One Liners

Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.
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Doctor's Note: There is no sign of a fever, but her husband has stated she was very hot in bed last night.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.
I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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A blonde finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. ''Slow down, baby,'' she said.
''Foreplay is an art.''
''You better get your canvas ready soon,'' he panted, ''because I'm about to spill my paint!''
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It has been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff sentencing
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Good girl: It's hard to be good.
Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
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Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in!
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Q: What's the height of Frustration:
A: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
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Q: Why did Jeeto keep the door open while taking a bath?
A: Because she was afraid that someone might see through the key hole.
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Q: Why are egyptian children always confused about their parents?
A: Because their daddies become mummuies after death.

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