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If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
What's common between the Sun and women's underwear?
1) Both are hot
2) Both look better while going down
3) Both disappear by night
Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'
The woman wrote, ''When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex.''
And Bob wrote, ''I love sex.''
Q: Why did the blond have lipstick on her steering wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn.
Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
A: To keep here legs closed.
A pussy-cat says to a tom-cat:
Let's play hide'n'seek. If you find me, you may screw me, if not, I'm in the wardrobe!
You have reached the Breast Self-Examination Hotline.
Press one to continue. (pause)
Now, press the other one.
Q: What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
A: She thinks, ''I hope I'm running not too fast.''

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