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Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay

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