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A piece of string walks into a bar and sits on the counter demands a beer.


The bartender looks up at him and says, Don't you see the sign? It says no strings allowed.


So the string sighs and walks out the door. He goes across the street for a while and the bartender continues his normal activities.


The string goes to the bathroom at a convenience store across the street and messes his hair up really bad and ties himself into a knot.


About 10 minutes later the string walks back into the same bar, sits down and demands a beer.


The bartender looks up at him and says, Man, weren't you just the string that walked in here about 10 minutes ago?


The string replies, No, I'm a fraid not....

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