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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts.


The results:


Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.


Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the b*ttocks.


Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.



Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky tastes;
knows exactly what she wants.


Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.



Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.


Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.



Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
clue.


Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target.



Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boys and looking to get totally
drunk ... and naked.


Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

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