Miscellaneous Jokes

21. Think honk if you're telepathic.


22. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


23. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?


24. Whatever happened to preparations A through G?


25. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


26. OK, so what's the speed of dark?


27. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?


28. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


29. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


30. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

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