Miscellaneous Jokes

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she
said, Mom, look at this, and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, Mommy gonna eat your fingers!
pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said,


What's wrong honey?


Mommy, where's my booger?

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