Miscellaneous Jokes

11. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?


12. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?


13. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.


14. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


15. Clones are people two.


16. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?


17. No one ever says It's only a game, when their team is winning.


18. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


19. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?


20. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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