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Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, Chinese.
She asked, What would you order?
He replied, Moo Goo Gai Pan.
She asked, If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?
He replied, Depends....
She asked, Depends on what?
He replied, Just DEPENDS....

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