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This drunk walks into Denny's and sits down at the counter. A waitress walks over and asks him what he'll be havin'. I want two eggs, was his reply.


The waitress walked back to the manager and says, Sir, this drunk in the front is asking for two eggs, but all we have are rotten eggs.


Well, said the manager, Just give him two rotten eggs. He won't know the difference.


So the waitress does as she's told and serves the drunk two rotten eggs. The drunk eats them in quiet. When he is done, he pays the waitress and asks, Excuse me ma'am, but do you raise you own chickens?


Why, yes, we do, was her reply.

And you have your own rooster?

Why, yes, we do

Well, you'd better go check on him, 'cause I think a skunk has been fkin' your chickens.

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