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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons I told
her that if she did not start behaving right now, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night! The silence was deafening
after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with
my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me
were screams of laughter.

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