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Ma's in the house reading on day, when she hears this terrible squacking.

She goes out to find Junior kicking a chicken. Junior!, she says, You know better than that! That's it! No chicken for a week! With that, she goes back inside.


About an hour later, she hears a terrible oinking. So she goes out to find Junior kicking a pig. Junior!, she says, You know better than that! That's it. No pork chops for a week! With that, she goes back inside.


About two hours later, she hears a terrible mooing. She goes out to find Junior kicking a cow. Junior!, she says, You know better than that! That's it, no hamburger for a week!


So later, that evening at dinner, Ma and Junior are at the table, ready to eat dinner when Pa comes in. He trips over the cat, gets up and kicks it.


Junior leans over towards Ma and says Should you tell him, or should I?

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