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There were these two bums and they were hungry, when they came across road kill. The first b*m went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said 'Oh I'm sorry would you like some?'


He replied, 'No I think I'll wait'


So they continue down the road and the first b*m said, 'look some more road kill, I'm still hungry how about you?'


His friend replied, 'No not yet I think I'll wait'.


The first b*m ate the road kill shortly after his eyes rolled back and he puked on the street. His friend ate every drop. The first b*m asked, 'I thought you weren't hungry?'


His friend replied, 'I was always hungry, I just wanted a warm meal.

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