Miscellaneous Jokes

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do? Just use copier paper, she told him. With that, the intern
took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and
proceeded to make five blank copies.

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I was working the help desk. One day one of the computer operators called
me and asked if anything bad would happen if she dropped coins into the
openings of her PC. I asked her if this was something she was thinking of
doing. She said, never mind and hung up. So I got out my trusty tool kit
and paid her a visit. I opened her CPU case and sure enough, there was 40
cents.

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One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator
trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a
directory named i386. He started to type it and paused, asking me,
Where's the key for that line thing? I asked what he was talking about,
and he said, You know, that one that looks like an upside-down exclamation
mark. I replied, You mean the letter 'I'? and he said, Yeah, that's it!

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This person had a broken lamp which he wanted to discard. Unfortunately,
the power cord ran under his refrigerator, making it impossible to move the
lamp while the cord was attached. He decided to cut the cord, since the lamp
was unusable anyway. He didn't remember to unplug it first. I found him in
the hallway rolling back and forth.

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I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor home was towed into
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the
whole thing generally looked like an extra in Twister. I asked the manager
what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control,
then went in back to make a sandwich.

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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said,
Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

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A customer at Blockbuster had mentioned that before the movie begins a
message comes on the screen saying, This movie has been altered to fit your
television screen. He then added: How do they know what size screen I
have?

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