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Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!


Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!


Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!


Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!


Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.


Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white and amp; chunky!


Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time, please


Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Yo momma so fat you have to roll her as* in flour and look for the wet spot to fk her!


Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the girls good side!


Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!


Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amus*ment park, people try to ride HER!


Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!


Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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