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Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!


Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!


Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!


Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!


Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!


Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!


Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!


Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!


Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!


Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!


Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets


Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th


Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too


Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn

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