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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


Yo momma so fat her nickname is d*mn


Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors


Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...


Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world


Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free w*lly


Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!


Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says okay!


Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said Taxi!


Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

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