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Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!


Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say Taxi!


Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!


Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th


Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and amp; it goes one at a time please


Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!


Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!


Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping


Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

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