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Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.


Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.


Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.


Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.


Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.


Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.


Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her


Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.


Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.


Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

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