Yo Momma's so fat (2)

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Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul as*

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo momma so fat when the b*tch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

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