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Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.


Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.


Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.


Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....


Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the b*tch caused an eclipse.


Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.


Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.


Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.


Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.


Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock?


Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!


Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.


Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!


Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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