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Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.


Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!


Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!


Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!


Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!


Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!


Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!


Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!


Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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