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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.


Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, let's go bury it.


Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


Yo momma so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower


Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.


Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck


Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.


Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her


Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say d*mn, is it Halloween already?


Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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