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Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life


Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!


Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!


Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!


Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints


Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!


Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.


Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.


Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.


Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!


Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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