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Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing


Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!


Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!


Yo momma like a rifle... four c*cks and she's loaded.


Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.


Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.


Yo momma like a Toyota: Oh what a feelin'!


Yo momma like Orange Crush: Good Vibrations!


Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.


Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!


Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.

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