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Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay


Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!


Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!


Yo momma like a doorkn*b - everyone gets a turn!


Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!


Yo momma like a doorkn*b, everyone gets a turn!


Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!


Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!


Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!


Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!


Yo momma like a shotgun: one c*ck and she blows!


Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!

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