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Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells Curb Service!


Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!


Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!


Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.


It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!


You were born out of your mother's a*se 'cos her c**t was too busy.


Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.


Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.


Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.


Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.


Yo momma twice the man you are.


Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.


Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.

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