One Liners

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?
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A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady, he said, ''Mam you are holding my balls''.
She said,'' I know, its just to remind you that we are not going to hurt each other''.
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A businessman comes home from work, and before he can even say anything to his wife, she greets him with a deep, passionate kiss. Then she pulls him into the bedroom, pushes him down on the bed, unzips his fly and shows him a great time.
Afterward, he stares fondly at her, then asks, ''All right, what did you do to the car this time?''
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''Hello, baby,'' breathed the obscene phone caller. ''If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you some.''
''Listen,'' said the woman, nonplussed, ''If you can hold it in one hand, I'm not interested.''
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's often difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
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Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, ''Let's just be friends.''
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Man: How Much?
Prostitute: 25 dollars
Man: American Express? Prostitute: For 25 Dollars you can go as fast as you want!

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