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This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from
lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked
the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight
face.
The waiter says,I'm sorry sir, we're all out.
In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe, our friend says.
Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought
him an espresso, with a straw of course.

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