Food & Drink Jokes

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a
beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve
beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the
jab: They don't serve BEER here, you MORON! The German fellow felt
pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look,
and begins to chuckle.

And what's so funny?!? the New Yorker demands.

Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food.

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