Animal World Jokes

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest
a few minutes.
The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began
to boast about his past. Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races
and won over GBP5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn.
The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.
Oh, you don't want that horse, said the farmer.
Yes I do, said the salesman, and I'll give you GBP10,000 for the horse.
Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, He's yours.
While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, By the way, why
wouldn't I want your horse?
Because, said the farmer, he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his
life.

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