Animal World Jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
Well, said the vet, lets have a look at him. So he picks the
dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
Hmm, says the vet, I'm going to have to put him down
Just because he's cross-eyed? says the man.
No, because he's heavy, says the vet.

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