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A kid goes up to his father and says, Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?
His father says, No...how old?
He says, I'm eleven!
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, Hey, Grandma, know
how old I am today?
She says, Come closer...
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his
underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says,
You're eleven.
He says, How could you tell?
She says, I heard you tell your father.

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