Children Jokes

Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls
down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes
running into the room wondering what's going on. He tells his mother
Mommy, the toilet seat fell on top of my penis. Kiss it better.

Johnny you are getting more and more like your father everyday.
His mother says.

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