Marriage & Relationship Jokes

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, Would you like to dance?
The girl says, I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't
dance with you.
The guy says, I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look
fat in those pants.

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