Marriage & Relationship Jokes

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets
up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and
third time, and then turns to John and says, See that, John. Mary needs
that EVERY DAY!
John replies, Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here
except on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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