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A man was holding a fancy dress party, the theme was emotions. The day of the party came and the guests started to arrive.


One woman came dressed in green with the letters E and N on her chest. The man asked What have you come as? she replied Im green with envy


The man then sees another woman who is wearing a pink suit with a pink d*cky bow. The man asks What have you come as? she replies Im tickled pink


The man then sees 2 jamaicans who are both stark naked. One has his c*ck in a bowl of custard and the other has his c*ck in a pear. The man is shocked and asks What the hell have you 2 come as?


The first man replies Well Im fking discustid and hes fking dispear!!!

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