Miscellaneous Jokes

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.


Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex.


Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.


Osteo is: A degenerate disease.


Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.


Glibido: All talk and no action.


Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

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