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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
sound.


Tim presses his forearm and the beeping stops.


The others look at him questioningly.


That's my pager, he says. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.


A few minutes later a phone rings. Max lifts his palm to his ear. When he


finishes he explains, That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand.


Dave, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper emerging from his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.


Invoking the best pokerface he can muster, he explains: I'm getting a fax.

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