Miscellaneous Jokes

Benign: What you be after you be eight.


Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.


Barium: What you do with dead folks.


Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.


Catscan: Searching for the cat.


Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.


Colic: A sheep dog.


Coma :A punctuation mark.


D and amp;C: Where Washington is.


Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.


Enema: Not a friend.


Fester: Quicker than someone else.


Fibula: A small lie.


G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball.


Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.


Hospital: The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.


Impotent: Distinguished, well known.


Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.


Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.


Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.


Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.


Node: I knew it.


Outpatient: A person who has fainted.


Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.


Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.


Post Operative: A letter carrier.


Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.


Secretion: Hiding something


Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.


Tablet: A small table to change babies on.


Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station.


Tumor: More than one.


Urine: Opposite of mine.


Varicose: Near by

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