Miscellaneous Jokes
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for the cat.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma :A punctuation mark.
D and amp;C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live longer than your kids do.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Hospital: The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Tablet: A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of mine.
Varicose: Near by
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