Miscellaneous Jokes

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work
you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.


In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one
meal and you have to pay for that one.


In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for
good behavior with more work.


In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must
carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.


In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for
watching TV and playing games.


In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot
even speak to your family and friends.


In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.


At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.


In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars. At work you
spend most of your time wanting to get to a bar.


In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At
work there are some programs you can never get out of.


In prison there are wardens who are often sad*stic. At work we have
managers.

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