Little Johnny on the Bus

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Little johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at noisy johnny, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

Johnny goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at johnny, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

Johnny smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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