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Little Johnny was in school one morning and his teacher said, Ok kids every Friday from now on I will ask a question, and who ever answers it can stay off school the following monday


So on the following Friday the teacher said to the class how many grains of sand are there on a beach?


No one answered


The following Friday the teacher asked ok kids how many stars are there in space?


No one answered


By this time Little Johnny had copped on to the teachers little plan so the following thursday night after school he painted two ping pong balls black and put them in his school bag


That morning was time for Johnny's plan to come to action so the teacher said


Ok children here is today question...


At this point Johnny tippe his bag so the ping pong balls fell out..


The teacher say, Ok who is the comedian with the black balls?


Johnny stood up said, Eddie Murphy, see you on Tuesday and walked out.

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