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One day, Little Johnny's teacher stood before the class and said, Children, I want you to go home today and learn the first 4 numbers.


Little Johnny, wanting to impress his teacher, went right home and preceded to ask his family.


He went in his sister's room and he asked her, Sissy, what's the first number? She didn't hear him because she was singing along with her headphones, screaming I DON'T CARE!!! to the beat.


Little Johnny then went to ask his brother. Bubba, what's the second number? But he wasn't paying attention;he was reading a Superman comic and saying Supermannnn!


Little Johnny then went to ask his dad. Daddy what's the third number? His dad was on the phone, saying Yes!Yes!Yes!


Little Johnny finally went to ask his mom.Mommy what's the fourth number? Smoke curled from the inside of the oven and she shouted Oh my God, my biscuits are burning!!!


The next day at school, Little Johnny was the first person to raise his hand when the teacher asked who had done what she had asked.


Johnny, what's the first number?


I don't care!


Johnny, who do you think you are talking rudely like that?


Superman!!


Do you want to go to the principal's office?


Yes! Yes! Yes!


Moments later, as the Little Johnny was getting paddled by the principal, his shouts could be heard all the way across the school...


OH MY GOD, MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!!!

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