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Three men are walking through the forest and got captured by canibals.


The cannibals take them back to there leader and tell them they have to pass trial. The leader said, go find ten pieces of the same fruit and bring them back here.


So, the first guy comes back with 10 apples in his arms.


The leader says, you have to shove these pieces of fruit up your butt, without making any expression on your face.


He puts the first one in and hes ok. Then, he puts the second one in and winces in pain, so he got eaten.


Next, the second guy came back with ten blackberries.


They explain to him the trial and he tries to complete it.1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9, he burst out in laughter, so he got eaten.


The two guys met up in heaven nd the first guy said, why did you laugh, you could have made it?


The second guy replies, i saw the third guy coming back with 10 pinapples!

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