Miscellaneous Jokes

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


Staple papers in the middle of the page.


Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.


Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


Specify that your drive-through order is to go.


Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.


Honk and wave to strangers.


Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.


Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


Tape pieces of Sweating to the Oldies over climactic parts of rental movies.


Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.


Begin all your sentences with ooh la la!


Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.


Pay for your dinner with pennies.


Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.


Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


Write X - BURIED TREASURE in random spots on all of someones roadmaps.


Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: Do you hear that? What?
Never mind, its gone now.


Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

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