Ethnic Jokes

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, Colored people are not allowed here...


The black man turned around and stood up. He then said,
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black
When Im sick Im black,
When I go in the sun Im black,
When Im cold Im black,
When I die Ill be black.


But you sir...
When youre born youre pink,
When you grow up youre white,
When youre sick, youre green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When youre cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.


And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!


The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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