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Two Quebecois walked into a pet store. Right away they go over to the bird section. Jean-Marc says to Jean-Pierre, Dats dem.


The store clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. Yeah, we'll take four of dem birds in dat cage up dere. says Jean-Marc. Put dem in a paper bag.


They leave the store, drive for three hours until they are high up in the hills. They stop at the face of a large cliff with a 500 foot drop. Dis looks like a good place, eh? says Jean-Pierre.


Oh, yeah, dis looks good, agrees Jean-Marc. They flip a coin and Jean-Marc wins the toss.


I guess I got to go first, eh? says Jean-Pierre. He takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.


Jean-Marc watches as his buddy drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds and goes splat.


As Jean-Marc looks over the cliff he shakes his head and says forget dis! Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous fo me!

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