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A Man Was Complaining To God Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so very hard, meanwhile my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish, switch me into my wife, she's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is!
As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.
Next morning the new woman wakes up at dawn,
1) and takes a quick shower and other quick grooming,
2) makes coffee for self and spouse,
3) feeds the cat,
4) makes lunch boxes,
5) prepares breakfast for four,
6) wakes up the kids for school,
7) prepares clothes for the littlest one,
8) puts a load of clothes in the washer,
9) takes the meat out of the freezer,
10) drives the kids to school,
11) on his way back, stops at the gas station for a fill-up,
12) cashes a check at the local bank,
13) stops by to pay the electricity and phone bills,
14) picks up some clothes from the cleaners,
15) quickly goes to the grocery store for this week's essentials,
16) And on the last leg home, stops at the post office to pick up a package.
By the time he gets home, it's 1:00 already,
17) he makes the beds,
18) takes the clothes out of the washer into the dryer and puts another load in to wash,
19) folds and puts away the clothes that don't need ironing,
20) he vacuums the house,
21) boils some rice for his late lunch,
22) goes to pick up the kids from school and argues with them while driving.
As soon as he gets home,
23) he feeds the kids a snack,
24) puts the dirty dishes in the dishwasher and starts the machine,
25) he takes out second load of damp clothes to put into the dryer,
26) he helps the kids with their homework,
27) finally, he feeds the dog,
28) watches some TV while he irons some clothes from the first load,
29) prepares and serves dinner,
30) empties the dishwasher to load some more,
31) cleans the stovetop and puts away leftovers,
32) prepares the trash to be taken out,
33) he gives the littlest kid a bath,
34) And reads them each a story to put them to sleep. By 9:00 he was so tired;
35) and he brushes his teeth and prepares for bed,
36) reads the mail and quickly looks at the newspaper,
37) briefly discusses with spouse the day's activities,
38) And despite the exhaustion, he manages to make love, and then finally falls asleep.
The next morning he prays to God once again: Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please!
Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying: Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself now that you are wiser, but there's one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant.
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