Miscellaneous Jokes

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.


She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and the nondairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without
the least fear of ruining our diets.


The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered, They're even better when you
spread peanut butter on them!


When a co-worker received a phone call from her daughter, we heard her exclaim joyfully, Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud! After she had hung up, I asked, Boy or girl? Neither, my
colleague replied.


Diet.

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